Fly-drive: Funny Quotes From
Wilderness Campers
Are You Planning a Fly-drive Holiday in the US, Australia or New Zealand?
If So, Here Are Some Funny Quotes From Wilderness Campers as Told to the U.S.. Forest Campsite Wardens…
Fly-drive Holidays Are a Great Way to Get a Taste of What Your Life Could Be Like With a Sussex Campervan.
Many people first try campervan life in a hired RV, motorhome or campervan on a holiday abroad. Often they fall in love with the whole lifestyle, then buy a van when they get home. So I thought you might like to read some of the funniest comments made to the US Forest campsite wardens by their visitors. The United States Forest Service runs quite a few campgrounds, so that people can explore the wilderness, and when people check out, the wardens invite campers to leave comments. Here are some of the hilarious answers.
Question:
How Did You Find Your Camping Experience?
- “A deer stole my food. Is there a way I can get reimbursed?”
- “Escalators would help on steep uphill sections.”
- “Trails need to be reconstructed. Please avoid building trails that go uphill.”
- “Instead of a permit system or regulations, the Forest Service needs to reduce worldwide population growth to limit the number of visitors to wilderness.”
- “Trails need to be wider so people can walk while holding hands.”
- “Ban walking sticks in wilderness. Hikers that use walking sticks are more likely to chase animals.”
- “All the mile markers are missing this year.”
- “I found a smouldering cigarette left by a horse.”
- “Too many bugs, leeches, spiders and spider webs. Please spray the wilderness to rid the area of these pests.”
- “Please pave the trails so they can be ploughed clear of snow in the winter.”
- “Chair lifts need to be in some places so that we can get to wonderful views without having to hike to them.”
- “The coyotes made too much noise last night and kept me awake. Please eradicate these annoying animals.”
- “Reflectors need to be placed on trees every 50 feet so people can hike at night with flashlights.”
- “You need more signs to keep area pristine.”
- “A McDonald’s would be nice at the trailhead.”
- “The places where trails do not exist are not well marked.”
- “There are too many rocks in the mountains.”
Well, we certainly enjoyed these comments – reported by several sources – whether they’re real or tongue-in-cheek. When you’re out and about in your Sussex Campervan, I hope they make you smile, too.
If you haven’t tried campervan life yet, why not browse through a few of our friends’ travel stories for inspiration. Your adventure could be starting as soon as next week, find your perfect campervan conversion here!
